Volkswagen Vs Rolls Royce
A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls, “Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?” The guy in the Rolls says, “Yes, of course I do.” “I [...]
MIT Course Evaluation
1. “Text is useless. I use it to kill roaches in my room.” 2. “He teaches like Speedy Gonzalez on a caffeine high.” 3. “In class, the syllabus is more important than you are.” 4. “Help! I’ve fallen asleep and I can’t wake up!” 5. “Text makes a satisfying ‘thud’ when dropped on the floor.” [...]
The CIA Test
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists……two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you will [...]