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TOP TEN SIGNS YOU PICKED THE WRONG INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER
1. Their company logo: two tin cans and a length of string.
2. You check out their address, and it’s a phone booth containing a Compaq portable and an acoustic coupler.
3. Their chief technical officer lives in a 10-foot-by-7-foot shack in the woods.
4. Their proud boast: “We’ve [...]

Microsoft is trying to add some humor to its error messages in Windows 2000 and up. Here are a couple of examples:
* Printer not responding; Got a pen and paper handy?
* 3 things are certain in life: Taxes, death, and data loss.
Guess which has occured?

1. Debug code developed 4 years ago for a rush project with absolutely no documentation? Love to!
2. More documentation? Love to!
3. Why would anyone who spends every day of the week working on a computer want to spend any of their free time playing computer games?
4. Join in a Quake game? No thanks, I’m leaving [...]

Ways to keep your Testosterone flowing…
1. Don’t call, ever.
2. If you don’t like a girl, don’t tell her. It’s more fun to let her figure it out by herself.
3. Lie.
4. Lie.
5. If you lose something that belongs to someone else, tell them you mailed it to them.
6. Here’s a good pickup line, “My girlfriend’s pregnant, [...]

The girl asked her lover, “Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?”
“Sure, ” replied her lover “What’s your phone number?”

You Might Be an Engineer If
1. You have no life - and you can PROVE it mathematically.
2. You know vector calculus but you can’t remember how to do long division.
3. You’ve actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.
4. It is sunny and 70 degrees outdoors, and you are working on a computer.
5. You [...]

There were 11 people - ten were men and one woman - hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter.
They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn’t the rope would break and everyone would die.
No one could decide who should go so finally the woman gave a really [...]

Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami. They had been meeting that park every sunny day, for over 12 years…chatting, and enjoying each others friendship.
One day, the younger of the two ladies, turns to the other and says,….”Please don’t be angry with me dear, but I am embarrassed, [...]

One night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above New Jersey. There were five people on board: the pilot, Michael Jordan, Bill Gates, the Dalai Lama, and a hippie. Suddenly, an illegal oxygen generator exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill with smoke.
The [...]

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It’s A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain’t Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don’t Own It Yet
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About [...]