Books you’ve never read
1) A Guide to Arab Democracies 2) A Journey through the Mind of Dennis Rodman 3) Amelia Earhart’s Guide to the Pacific Ocean 4) Career Opportunities for History Majors 5) Contraception by Pope John Paul II 6) Detroit – A Travel Guide (with a forward by H. Mainhardt) 7) Different Ways to Spell “BOB” Dr. [...]
Beatles – Yesteray
Yesterday, All those backups seemed a waste of pay. Now my database has gone away. Oh I believe in yesterday. Suddenly, There’s not half the files there used to be, And there’s a milestone hanging over me The Windows crashed so suddenly. I pushed something wrong What it was I couldn’t say. Now all my [...]
What newspapers America reads
1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country. 2. The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country. 3. The Washington Post is read by people who think they ought to run the country. 4. USA Today is read by people who think they [...]
The famous quotes
“Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.” (Popular Mechanics, 1949) “Will the last one out, please turn off the lights.” (Seattle billboard, 1970, after Boeing had a massive layoff) “I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.” (Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943) “There is no reason anyone [...]
Why did chicken cross the road?
VICE PRESIDENT GORE I fight for the chickens and I am fighting for the chickens right now. I will not give up on the chickens crossing the road! I will fight for the chickens and I will not disappoint them. When I am in the White House, that will be my NUMBER ONE PRIORITY. GOVERNOR [...]