That was funny

Never marry a software engineer. Just have a look at this conversation and then decide Yourself.

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks? Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree. Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - Oh God !forget it where’s your salary. Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping. Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you. Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless. Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning? Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist? Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life? Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer? Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - I will go to my dad’s house. Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever. Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you. Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer.