Conversation With Software Engineer
Never marry a software engineer. Just have a look at this conversation and then decide Yourself.
Husband – hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife – would you like to have some snacks? Husband – hard disk full.
Wife – have you brought the saree. Husband – Bad command or file name.
Wife – but I told you about it in morning Husband – erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife – Oh God !forget it where’s your salary. Husband – file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife – at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping. Husband – sharing violation, access denied.
Wife – I made a mistake in marrying you. Husband – data type mismatch.
Wife – you are useless. Husband – by default.
Wife – who was there with you in the car this morning? Husband – system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife – what is the relation between you & your Receptionist? Husband – the only user with write permission.
Wife – what is my value in your life? Husband – unknown virus detected.
Wife – do you love me or your computer? Husband – Too many parameters.
Wife – I will go to my dadâ€™s house. Husband – program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife – I will leave you forever. Husband – close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife – it is worthless talking to you. Husband – shut down the computer.
Wife – I am going Husband – Its now safe to turn off your computer.