You haven’t asked yet.
 I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
 Because I just love hearing this question.
 Just lucky, I guess.
 It gives my mother something to live for.
 My fiancee is awaiting his/her parole.
 I’m still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.
 Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?
 I’m waiting until I get to be your age.
 It didn’t seem worth a blood test.
 I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
 Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.
 My co-op board doesn’t allow spouses.
 I’d have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.
 They just opened a great singles bar on my block.
 I wouldn’t want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.
 I guess it just goes to prove that you can’t trust those voodoo doll rituals.
 What? And lose all the money I’ve invested in running personal ads?
 I don’t want to have to support another person on my paycheck.
 Why aren’t you thin?
 I’m married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.