Comebacks To “Why Aren’t You Married Yet?”
Â You haven’t asked yet.
Â I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
Â Because I just love hearing this question.
Â Just lucky, I guess.
Â It gives my mother something to live for.
Â My fiancee is awaiting his/her parole.
Â I’m still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.
Â Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?
Â I’m waiting until I get to be your age.
Â It didn’t seem worth a blood test.
Â I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
Â Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.
Â My co-op board doesn’t allow spouses.
Â I’d have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.
Â They just opened a great singles bar on my block.
Â I wouldn’t want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.
Â I guess it just goes to prove that you can’t trust those voodoo doll rituals.
Â What? And lose all the money I’ve invested in running personal ads?
Â I don’t want to have to support another person on my paycheck.
Â Why aren’t you thin?
Â I’m married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.