That was funny

President Bush and Dick Cheney, were sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn’t that Bush and Cheney sitting over there?”The barman looks over and confirms, “Yep, that’s them.”
So the guy walks over and says, “Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?”Bush checks to [...]

George W. Bush’s reputation isn’t in having a stellar command of the English language. Here are some examples to concrete this reputation, and frankly, they are royal screw ups…
“The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.”
…George W. Bush, Jr.
“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.”
…George W. Bush, Jr.
“Republicans understand [...]

1. Free Willy
2. The Big Lewinsky.
3. Neither an Officer nor a Gentleman.
4. Willy’s Wonka and the Cigar Factory.
5. Citizen Stain.
6. Prince of Ties.
7. Saving Private Lyin”.
8. The Lying King.
9. Terms of Impeachment.
10. Waiting to Inhale.

Bill & Hillary invited Al & Tipper Gore over for dinner at the White House.  In the middle of dinner, Al excused himself to use the bathroom.  After a couple of minutes, he came back.  They finished dinner and left.
On the way home, Al turned to Tipper and said, “Did you know Bill has a [...]

1. The Royal Family’s Guide to Good Marriages.
2. Safe Places to Travel in the USA.
3. The Code of Ethics for Lawyers.
4. The Australian Book of Foreplay.
5. Contraception by Pope John Paul II.
6. The Book of Motivated Postal Workers.
7. Americans’ Guide to Etiquette.
8. Bill Clinton: A Portrait of Integrity.
9. The Wit and Wisdom of George W. [...]

A politician wanted a special postage stamp issued with his picture on it. So, he instructed his people, stressing that it should be of international quality.
The stamps were duly released and he was pleased. But within a few days of release of the stamp, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, [...]

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer’s barn.
The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the [...]

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two [...]

One night, after a long hard day at work a politician went home. It was fairly late, around 10:00 p.m.
All of the sudden, a masked man jumped out of the bushes and demanded all the politician’s money.
“You can’t do that!!” The politician cried. “I’m a politician!”
“Oh,” said the masked man, “in that case give me [...]

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer’s field. The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians.
A few days [...]