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		<title>New driving test</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 18:22:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A professional juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police.
&#8220;What are you doing with these matches and lighter fluid in your car?&#8221; asks the police officer.
&#8220;I&#8217;m a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act.&#8221;
&#8220;Oh yeah? Let&#8217;s see you do it,&#8221; says the officer.
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		<title>The ten most wanted men</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 04:24:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Johnny&#8217;s kindergarten class was on a field trip to the local police station, where they saw pictures of the 10 Most Wanted men tacked to a bulletin board.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
&#8220;Yes,&#8221; said the policeman. &#8220;The detectives want him [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Traffic Policeman</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2006 17:57:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A traffic policeman stops a woman and asks to see her driving licence.
&#8216;Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses when driving.&#8217;
&#8216;Well,&#8217; replies the woman, &#8216;I have contacts.&#8217;
&#8216;Lady, I don&#8217;t care who you know, your still going to get a ticket.&#8217;
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		<title>An Honest Laywer</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Sep 2006 01:18:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Major joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, and so she began interviewing young lawyers.
&#8220;As I&#8217;m sure you can understand,&#8221; she started off with one of the first applicants, &#8220;in a business like this, our personal integrity [...]]]></description>
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		<title>А Тicket</title>
		<link>http://www.thatwasfunny.com/aticket/472</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Apr 2006 23:53:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Major joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver&#8217;s license?
Driver: I don&#8217;t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner&#8217;s card for this vehicle?
Driver: It&#8217;s not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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