Definition of words used by women
Fine – I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up. That’s Okay – One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. “That’s okay” means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you’ll pay for your mistake. Nothing – The calm before [...]
21 reasons why men are happier
Men can play with toys all their life. Men can wear shorts no matter what their legs look like. Men have one wallet and one pair of shoes which are good for every season. Men can choose whether or not to grow a mustache. Men can “do” their fingernails with a pocket knife. Men’s bellies [...]
Thoughtful husband
George was a thoughtful husband. He wanted to give his wife something special for her birthday which was coming up soon. As he sat on the edge of the bed, he watched his wife turning back and forth and looking at herself in the mirror. “Reta,” he said, “What would you like for your birthday?” [...]
Gentlemen quiz
Want to know if you’re, or someone you know is a gentleman? 1. In the company of feminists, intercourse should be referred to as: a) Lovemaking b) Screwing c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you’ve both shared: a) Your [...]
Beach exercise
How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
Journey on a train carriage
As awkward as it was to share a train carriage with a male stranger, one woman decided to not let it bother her. On the first night both the woman and man settled down for bed. After about an hour had passed the woman felt terribly cold and leaned over the top bunk and said [...]
Before and after marriage
Before – You take my breath away. After – I feel like I’m suffocating. Before – Twice a night. After – Twice a month. Before – She loves the way I take control of a Situation. After – She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac. Before – Ricky & Lucy. After – Fred & Ethel. [...]
Stopping a taxi
One woman stops a taxi. – To the airport, please. After ten minutes the taxi driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says: – You are third pregnant woman that I have driven to the airport today. – Are you kidding me, I am not pregnant. – Well, you haven’t arrived to the airport yet [...]
Eleven new drugs for women
DAMNITOL Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. EMPTYNESTROGEN Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn’t wait till they moved out. ST. MOMMA’S WORT Plant extract that treats mom’s depression by [...]
A woman’s ultimate fantasy
In a recent On-line poll 38,562 men across the UK were asked to identify a woman’s ultimate fantasy. 98.8% of the respondents said that a woman’s ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once. While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not realize that in [...]