Toughest questions women ask
Toughest Questions Women Ask Here are answers to 5 of the toughest questions women ask… There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an article in last April’s issue of Sassy magazine. The five questions are: 1 – “What are you thinking?” 2 – “Do you love me?” 3 [...]
Rejection lines and what they mean
From a Woman 10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that banjo player in “Deliverance.”) 9. There’s a slight difference in our ages. (I don’t want to date my Dad.) 8. I’m not attracted to you in ‘that’ way. (You are the ugliest dork I’ve ever laid eyes on.) 7. [...]
Rules for women
1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it’s up put it down. 2. Don’t cut your hair. Ever. 3. Don’t make us guess. 4. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear. 5. Sometimes, he’s not thinking about you. Live with it. 6. [...]
Male and female stages of life
The male stages of life: Age. Seduction lines. 17 My parents are away for the weekend. 25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend. 35 My fiancee is away for the weekend. 48 My wife is away for the weekend. 66 My second wife is dead. Age. Favorite sport. 17 Sex. 25 Sex. 35 Sex. [...]
The famous quotes
“Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.” (Popular Mechanics, 1949) “Will the last one out, please turn off the lights.” (Seattle billboard, 1970, after Boeing had a massive layoff) “I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.” (Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943) “There is no reason anyone [...]