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		<title>Texas justice</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 03:30:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer&#8217;s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>12 Lawyer Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 03:23:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
A: Skeet.
Q: What do lawyers use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.
Q: Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
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		<title>Lawyer Funeral</title>
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A man turns towards him and says, &#8220;We&#8217;re all clients.&#8221;
&#8220;And you ALL came to pay your respects? How touching.&#8221;
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		<title>Honest lawyer</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 03:14:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An investment counselor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, so she began interviewing young lawyers.
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		<title>Lawyer&#8217;s brain</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 07:29:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Major joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offered at this particular brain store. So he asks the butcher:
How much for engineer brain?
Three dollars for one hundred grams.
How much for doctor brain?
Four dollars for one hundred grams.
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