Jokes for the 'Russians' Category
Russian and American are talking over a drink. “When I am in a good mood I drive a car that is painted a light color,” says the American. When I am busy or have a lot of troubles, I drive a darker colored car. And when I go for vacation overseas, I pick a brightly [...]
Russians asked Japanese to design a new department store. Japanese came up with an idea that all what are needed is just a huge building and two people to work in it.
- How’s that only two?
- One at the front door, to say: “There is nothing available!” And the other one at the exit: “Haven’t [...]
1. You had to share a room until you were 21.
2. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil.
3. You are standing next to the two largest suitcases at the airport.
4. You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it s normal.
5. All your children [...]
Your car costs more than your college education
Your blood has a permanent vodka content level, no matter you have been drinking or not
Any outfit you wear involves leather (even in the summer even when no coats are worn)
Your idea of a normal Friday or Saturday night is spending it raving with 200-300 of your closest [...]
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