A Russian Ride
Russian and American are talking over a drink. “When I am in a good mood I drive a car that is painted a light color,” says the American. When I am busy or have a lot of troubles, I drive a darker colored car. And when I go for vacation overseas, I pick a brightly [...]
New Department Store
Russians asked Japanese to design a new department store. Japanese came up with an idea that all what are needed is just a huge building and two people to work in it. – How’s that only two? – One at the front door, to say: “There is nothing available!” And the other one at the [...]
You Know You Are Russian When
1. You had to share a room until you were 21. 2. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil. 3. You are standing next to the two largest suitcases at the airport. 4. You arrive one or two hours late to a party – and think it s normal. [...]
How do you know you’re a Russian in the US
Your car costs more than your college education Your blood has a permanent vodka content level, no matter you have been drinking or not Any outfit you wear involves leather (even in the summer even when no coats are worn) Your idea of a normal Friday or Saturday night is spending it raving with 200-300 [...]