That was funny

1. Never take a beer to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at
them.
3. It’s considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
4. If you have to vacuum the bed it’s time to change
sheets.
5. Even if you’re CERTAIN that you are included in the will
… it is still considered tacky to [...]

• I thought Graceland was tacky.
• No kids in the back of the pick-up, it’s not safe.
• Do you think my hair is too big?
• Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
• The tires on that truck are too big.
• I’ve got it all on a floppy disk.
• Do you think this ball cap [...]

An Alabama couple, both bonified rednecks, had 9 children.
They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband
“fixed”.
The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked
them what finally made them make the decision — why after
nine children, would they choose to do this.
The husband replied that they had read in a recent [...]

1. AS WELCOME AS A SKUNK AT A LAWN PARTY.
Self-explanatory
2. TIGHTER THAN BARK ON A TREE.
Not very generous
3. BIG HAT, NO CATTLE.
All talk and no action
4. WE’VE HOWDIED BUT WE AIN’T SHOOK YET.
We’ve made a brief acquaintance but have not been formally introduced.
5. HE THINKS THE SUN CAME UP JUST TO HEAR HIM CROW.
He has [...]

A redneck goes to a pharmacist and says, ” I got a hot date tonight, an’ I need me some pertection. How much is a pack o’ dem rubbers gonna cost me?
The pharmacist responds, “A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax.”
To which the redneck replies, “TACKS! Gawd a’mighty,………..don’t they stay on by therself.”

Redneck boat

Redneck cat

Redneck gingerbread house

Redneck grill

Redneck guest bedrooms

Redneck Harley

Redneck horseshoes

Redneck lawn mower

Redneck PDA

Redneck pet carrier

Redneck weather station

Redneck wedding reception

An Irishman, a Mexican and a redneck were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, Corned beef and cabbage. If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I’m going to jump off this building.
The Mexican opened his lunch box [...]