American Beer
A German and an American werte having a rather heated arguement about the quality of their respective country’s brews. This went on for a good half hour when the German said: “Look. I’ll prove it to you” Whereupon, he poured a couple of ounces of Bud into a specimin jar and sent it off to [...]
A lesson in German
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