Slogans of different professions
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: “Best place in town to take a leak.” In a Non-smoking area: “If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.” On Maternity Room door: “Push, Push, Push.” At an Optometrist’s Office: “If you [...]
Corporate talk
“JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY” We have no time to train you; you’ll have to introduce yourself to your co-workers. “IMMEDIATE OPENING” The person who used to have this job gave notice a month ago. We’re just now running the ad. “PENSION/RETIREMENT BENEFITS” After 3 years, we’ll allow you to fund your own 401(k) and, if [...]
Weird job interview answers
Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were asked to described their most unusual experience interviewing prospective employees: * A job applicant challenged the interviewer to an arm wrestle. * Interviewee wore a Walkman, explaining that she could listen to both the interviewer and the music at the same time. * [...]