Computer humor

What I learned from playing videogames

1. There is no problem that cannot be overcome by violence. 2. You can overcome most adversaries simply by having enough quarters. 3. If it moves, KILL IT! 4. Operating any vehicle or weapon is simple and requires no training. 5. “Bosses” always hire henchmen weaker than they are to do their dirty work. 6. [...]

Beatles – Yesteray

Yesterday, All those backups seemed a waste of pay. Now my database has gone away. Oh I believe in yesterday. Suddenly, There’s not half the files there used to be, And there’s a milestone hanging over me The Windows crashed so suddenly. I pushed something wrong What it was I couldn’t say. Now all my [...]