That was funny

A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what
size shoes to buy. “No problem,” says the mathematician, “there is a simple
equation for that,” and he shows him the Gaussian normal distribution. The
shoeseller stares some time at het equation and asks, “What is that symbol?”
“That is the Greek letter pi.” [...]

A researcher tried jalapenos on a stomach ulcer patient, and the ulcer went away. The researcher published an article Jalapenos Cure Stomach Ulcers. The next patient subjected to the same treatment died. The researcher published a follow-up article “More Detailed Study Reveals That Jalapenos Cure 50% Of Stomach Ulcers”.

A famous statistician would never travel by airplane, because he had
studied air travel and estimated the probability of there being a bomb on any
given flight was 1 in a million, and he was not prepared to accept
these odds.
One day a colleague met him at a conference far from home. “How did you get
here, by [...]

There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always
accelerate hard before coming to any junction, whizz straight over it ,
then slow down again once he’d got over it. One day, he took a passenger,
who was understandably unnerved by his driving style, and asked him why he
went so fast over junctions. The statistics [...]

A stats major was completely hung over the day of his final
exam. It was a True/False test, so he decided to flip a coin for the
answers. The stats professor watched the student the entire two hours as
he was flipping the coin…writing the answer…flipping the
coin…writing the answer. At the end of the two [...]

1: They speak only the Greek language.
2: They usually have long threatening names such as Bonferonni,
Tchebycheff, Schatzoff, Hotelling, and Godambe. Where are the
statisticians with names such as Smith, Brown, or Johnson?
3: They are fond of all snakes and typically own as a pet a large South
American [...]

A mathematician and a…eh…non-mathematician are sitting in an airport
hall waiting for their flight to go. The non has terrible flight panic.
“Hey, don’t worry, it’s just every 10000th flight that crashes.” “1:10000?
So much? Then it surely will be mine!” “Well, there is an easy way
out. Simply take the next plane. It’s much more probable that you [...]

Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York.
About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced that they had lost an
engine, but don’t worry, there are three left. However, instead of 5 hours
it would take 7 hours to get to New York. A little later, he announced that
a second engine failed, [...]

Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous
statistician. I’m probably not at home, or not wanting to answer the
phone, most probably the latter, according to my latest calculations.
Supposing that the universe doesn’t end in the next 30 seconds, the odds of
which I’m still trying to calculate, you can leave your name, [...]

First we state that girls require time and money :-
Girls = Time x Money
And we know that time is money :-
Time = Money
Therefore :-
Girls = Money x Money
Girls = (Money)^2
And because ‘money is the root of all evil’
Girls = (Evil)^1/2 x (Evil)^1/2
Girls = Evil