That was funny

Three men, a physicist, a engineer and a computer scientist, are travelling in a car. Suddenly, the car starts to smoke and stops. The three atonished men try to solve the problem:
The physicist says: This is obviously a classic problem of torque. It has overloaded the elasticity limit of the main axis.
The engineer says: Let’s [...]

10. How do I know anything really exists? Kick it *really* hard.
9. What is the essence of being human? Not understanding the opposite sex.
8. If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s no one there to hear it, does it make a sound? Not if it lands on a bunch of pillows.
7. How do [...]

1) If you understand it and can prove it, then send it to a journal of
mathematics.
2) If you understand it, but can’t prove it, then send it to a physics
journal.
3) If you can’t understand it, but can prove it, then send it to an
economics journal.
4) If [...]

A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative
merits of having a wife or a mistress.
The lawyer says: “For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife
and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems.
The doctor says: “It’s better to have a wife because the sense of
security lowers your [...]

A mathematician, an engineer, and a physicist are being interviewed for a
job. In each case, the interview goes along famously until the last
question is asked: “How much is one plus one?”
Each of them suspects a trap, and is hesitant to answer.
The mathematician thinks for a moment, and says “I’m not sure, but
I think it [...]

A man goes into a restaruant, sits down and starts reading the menu. The menu
says:
Broiled Accountant $5.95 per plate
Fried Engineer $7.95 per plate
Toasted Teacher $7.95 per plate
Grilled Geologist $25.95 per plate
The man calls a waiter over and asks “Hey, why does the [...]

Proof that chemistry and computer programming should never be mixed
When I was in grad school, a classmate and I decided that a very dirty
computer keyboard needed cleaning. We figured that water would be
dangerous to the electical circuitry, so we elected to clean the
keyboard with acetone.
We were right; the electrical circuitry survived just fine. [...]

10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in view.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. Nobody cares if you are ugly.
7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gave you a view (thru
their goto?).
6. Person you’re with doesn’t fantasize you’re someone else.
5. 40 [...]

Relativity : Family get-togethers at Christmas
Gravity : Strength of a glass of beer
Time travel : Throwing the alarm clock at the wall
Black holes : What you get in black socks
Critical mass: A gaggle of film reviewers
Hyperspace : Where you park at the superstore

I am a research and teaching assistant at the Swiss Federal Institute of
Technology in Zurich, Switzerland. Just recently, we corrected the written
exams of about 160 first-year physics students. One of the exam problems
consisted in calculating the length of a bungee cord so that the jumper
would just touch the water at the foot of the tower, [...]