Why is English so hard?
1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert [...]
Easiest Quiz
Questions 1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 2) Which country makes Panama hats? 3) From which animal do we get catgut? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 5) What is a camel’s hair brush made of? 6) The Canary Islands are named after what animal? 7) What was [...]
The Universal Explainer
by Jay Scott and Elliott Moreton. You can now explain anything to anyone. * reasons that something is the case o It’s a trivial corollary of Tychonoff’s Theorem. o It’s one of those non-hierarchical dynamic facilitation effects. o It fits the theory better. o Sister Mary Ignatius said so. o That’s the natural order of [...]
Actual excuse notes written by parents
These are actual excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by Nisheeth Parekh, University Texas Medical Branch @ Galveston… My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. Dear School: Please ekscuse John [...]