Quotes from South Park Season 1
Cartman: I’m not fat, I’m big-boned! Stan: That fat bitch won’t let us. Mrs. Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY?! Stan: I said, “Rabbits eat lettuce.” Mrs. Crabtree: Oh… Well, they certainly do. Chef: What the hell do you think you’re doing in school eating Salisbury steak? Go find him, dammit! Mrs. Cartman: You want some [...]
South Park – Big Gay Al – I’m super
Bombs are flying People are dying Children are crying Politicians are lying too. Cancer is killing Texaco’s spilling The whole world’s gone to hell But how are you? I’m super Thanks for asking All things considered I couldn’t be better I must say I’m feeling super No, nothing bugs me Everything is super when you’re [...]
South Park – Blame Canada
Sheila: Times have changed Our kids are getting worse They won’t obey their parents They just want to fart and curse! Sharon: Should we blame the government? Liane: Or blame society? Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV? Sheila: No, blame Canada Everyone: Blame Canada Sheila: With all their beady little eyes And [...]
Cartman quotes
Kevin: My waffle’s done! My waffle’s done! Mrs. McCormick: Now, Kevin, we ain’t got enough for everybody. You have to split that with your brother. Cartman: Oh, Jesus, are you fucking kidding me? Cartman: Kenny’s family is so poor, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage. Cartman: Yeah! I want [...]
More of Eric Cartman quotes
Cartman:: How ’bout we sing, ‘Kyle’s Mom is a stupid bitch’ in D Minor. Cartman:: That movie has warped my fragile little mind. Cartman:: I’m not fat. I’m big-boned. Stan:: No, Jay Leno’s chin is big-boned. You are a big, fat ass. Stan:: You can’t just show up to a Civil War re-enactment dressed up [...]
Eric Cartman quotes
Cartman: You so much as TOUCH kitty’s ass, and I’ll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants. Stan: Jesus, Cartman. Cartman: Well, I’m just sayn’, man, seriously, don’t mess with kitty, man. Mr. Garrison:: How would you like to go see the school counselor? Cartman: How would you [...]