50 Homer Simpson jokes
Operator! Give me the number for 911! Oh, so they have internet on computers now! Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love! Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand. I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman. [...]
Famous quotes by Homer Simpson
“Let us all bask in television’s warm glowing warming glow.” “Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution.” “And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is. Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream.” “Because sometimes the only way you can feel good Simpsons brain about yourself [...]
Even more quotes by Homer Simpson
“Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.” “Don’t worry, son. I’m sure he’s up in heaven right now laughing it up with all the other celebrities: John Dilinger, Ty Cobb, Joseph Stalin.” (on death of cat). “And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? [...]
Homer Simpson quotes
“Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!” “Unfortunately, son, we Simpsons sometimes have to bend the rules a little in order to hold our own.” “Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the [...]
Famous Simpsons quotes on religion
15. Don’t worry, Homer. Nine out of ten religions fail in their first year. -God 14. Oh, everything’s too damned expensive these days. This bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody’s a sinner! Except this guy. – Homer 13. Suppose we’ve chosen the wrong god. Every time we go to church [...]