More of Eric Cartman quotes
Cartman:: How ’bout we sing, ‘Kyle’s Mom is a stupid bitch’ in D Minor. Cartman:: That movie has warped my fragile little mind. Cartman:: I’m not fat. I’m big-boned. Stan:: No, Jay Leno’s chin is big-boned. You are a big, fat ass. Stan:: You can’t just show up to a Civil War re-enactment dressed up [...]
Eric Cartman quotes
Cartman: You so much as TOUCH kitty’s ass, and I’ll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants. Stan: Jesus, Cartman. Cartman: Well, I’m just sayn’, man, seriously, don’t mess with kitty, man. Mr. Garrison:: How would you like to go see the school counselor? Cartman: How would you [...]
Famous quotes by Homer Simpson
“Let us all bask in television’s warm glowing warming glow.” “Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution.” “And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is. Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream.” “Because sometimes the only way you can feel good Simpsons brain about yourself [...]
Even more quotes by Homer Simpson
“Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.” “Don’t worry, son. I’m sure he’s up in heaven right now laughing it up with all the other celebrities: John Dilinger, Ty Cobb, Joseph Stalin.” (on death of cat). “And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? [...]
Homer Simpson quotes
“Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!” “Unfortunately, son, we Simpsons sometimes have to bend the rules a little in order to hold our own.” “Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the [...]
Famous Simpsons quotes on religion
15. Don’t worry, Homer. Nine out of ten religions fail in their first year. -God 14. Oh, everything’s too damned expensive these days. This bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody’s a sinner! Except this guy. – Homer 13. Suppose we’ve chosen the wrong god. Every time we go to church [...]