That was funny

Linda: “And so with two weeks left in the campaign, the question on everyone’s mind is, who will be the president of Earth? Jack Johnson or bitter rival John Jackson. Two terrific candidates, Morbo?”
Morbo: “All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo!”

Linda: “The sheer drama of this election has driven voter turnout to it’s [...]

Bender: “One of you will have to fill in for me while I’m gone.”
Professor Farnsworth: “Better yet, I’ll build someone to fill in for you.
Some kind of gamma-powered mechanical monsters with
freeway on-ramps for arms and a heart as black as coal…”
The boss: “Get a load of ball bearings on this guy.”
Bender: “You know the secret [...]

Professor: Being captain is about intuition and heart. A good
captain can’t have either one. That’s why cold, logical Bender
is perfect for the job.
Bender: Well, I do think of human life as expendable.
Paul: If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey,
I don’t wanna be right.
Give a hoot-o
Don’t pollute Pluto
Leela: Bender’s flying too low! And [...]

Leela: Hey, you know what might be a hoot?
Professor: No. Why would I know that?
Fry: I want to see the edge of the universe.
Amy: Ooh, that sounds cool.
Zoidberg: It’s funny. You live in the universe by you
never do these things ’til someone comes to visit.
Fry: So, there’s an infinite number of parallel universes?
Professor: No, just [...]

Fry: “Maybe he has a parasite.”
Hermes: “Maybe he is a parasite.”
Bender to Zoidberg: “You’re looking less nuts, crabby.”
Leela: “It’s amazing that your people can fall in love so fast.”
Zoidberg: “Love? That word is unknown here. I’m simply looking for a female
swollen with eggs to accept my genetic material.”
Fry: “You and me both, brother.”
Fry: “Make up [...]