You’ve Got Mail, the Blonde Version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that. The blonde replies “My computer keeps telling me that i’ve got mail”.
Only Three Doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, [...]
New Prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble – noises coming from a group of blondes Bimbaffled – constant mental state of blondes Bimbait – short skirts, sheer blouses, string bikinis or other clothing worn by blondes in an attempt to [...]
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” [...]
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left — phone a friend. The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right … but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 — are you ready?” Barbara: “Sure, [...]