Brain droppings

Is the kidney a bean a kidney shaped object, or is the bean a kidney shaped legume?

I went to the Missing Persons Bureau. No one was there.

I choose toilet paper through the process of elimination.

George Washington’s brother was the Uncle of Our Country.

Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough not to quit.