Borat quotes

We say in Kazakhstan that a horse is like a man.
That if a horse is good it is like a man is good,
and that if a horse is bad, is like a man is bad.
And if a horse is hungry is like a man is hungry,
and if a horse is sad is like if a man is sad.
And we say if a horse is happy is like when a man is happy.
HorseWe say if a horse is angry is like if man is angry.
We say if a horse walk is like when a man walk,
we say if a horse is old is like when a man is old,
and we say if horse is young is like when a man is young.
And the same we say if a horse is old is like when a man is old.
And if a horse small, is like when a man’s small.
And if a horse is dead is like if a man dead.
Also we say if a horse is sleep, goes to sleep like if a man sleep.
And if horse wake if like if man wake,
And if horse ill, is like if a man ill.
If horse have foot is like man have foot.
If horse on the grass is like if a man walk on grass.
We say, in Kazakhstan is you hit horse it is like if you hit man.
And we say if you kiss horse is like you kiss man.
So we say horse is like man.