Birthday Present
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife’s birthday. But she was willing to let it pass if he made it up to her in the right way.
His wife told him “Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat”.
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale…
(inside joke with delaney)****
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