A Wife or A Mistress?

A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative
merits of having a wife or a mistress.

The lawyer says: “For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife
and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems.

The doctor says: “It’s better to have a wife because the sense of
security lowers your stress and is good for your health.

The mathematician says: ” You’re both wrong. It’s best to have both so
that when the wife thinks you’re with the mistress and the mistress
thinks you’re with your wife — you can do some mathematics.

  • ales121212
    Funny one, but it's only funny for professors, it doesn't apply to any other domain like marketing jobs! Still.. a man and would leave his wife for a mistress, I know I've seen enough cases. Mistresses are somewhat transient and when they're no longer interesting, the man moves on to the next one. Ales,
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