A Russian Ride

Russian and American are talking over a drink. “When I am in a good mood I drive a car that is painted a light color,” says the American.  When I am busy or have a lot of troubles, I drive a darker colored car. And when I go for vacation overseas, I pick a brightly colored car.

“Things are much easier in Russia, “says the Russian.” If you are in a good mood, they will give you a ride in yellow car with a blue stripe. If you feel bad, the car will be white and the stripe red. I was abroad only once, and there I drove a tank.

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oh yeah... how smart judging people by one person you ever met... ya... what about his:
i've been to many countries, i've got several cars, my own business, no golden teeth and so on.. am i russian? of course you'll say NO...
stop thinking with your stereoptypes! world's changing, people're changing, russians are as modern as other "supreme" nations! understant it as last!!

oh yeah... how smart judging people by one person you ever met... ya... what about his:
i've been to many countries, i've got several cars, my own business, no golden teeth and so on.. am i russian? of course you'll say NO...
stop thinking with your stereoptypes! world's changing, people're changing, russians are as modern as other "supreme" nations! understant it as last!!

Very true about Russians. my grandfather was abroad only once in 1944 - 45 and he drove quite a nice tank.