A Russian Ride

Russian and American are talking over a drink. “When I am in a good mood I drive a car that is painted a light color,” says the American.  When I am busy or have a lot of troubles, I drive a darker colored car. And when I go for vacation overseas, I pick a brightly colored car.

“Things are much easier in Russia, “says the Russian.” If you are in a good mood, they will give you a ride in yellow car with a blue stripe. If you feel bad, the car will be white and the stripe red. I was abroad only once, and there I drove a tank.

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  1. Ivan

    Jan 27th, 2008 at 8:18 am

    Very true about Russians. my grandfather was abroad only once in 1944 - 45 and he drove quite a nice tank.

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