A Few Reasons Why Astronomy Is Better Than Sex

10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in view.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. Nobody cares if you are ugly.
7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gave you a view (thru
their goto?).
6. Person you’re with doesn’t fantasize you’re someone else.
5. 40 years from now, you can still participate regularly.
4. If you wear a Bill Clinton mask, no one thinks you’re kinky.
3. Doesn’t matter if kids hear you moaning, oohing and aahhing.
2. Less guilt the next morning.
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