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- You sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
- You worked for the same company for four years and sat at more than ten different desks.
- You’ve been in the same job for four years and have had ten different managers.
- You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor.
- You order your business cards in “half orders” instead of whole boxes.
- When someone asks about what you do for a living, you can’t explain it in one sentence.
- You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.
- You use acronyms in your sentences.
- Art involves a white board.
- Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes.
- You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.
- Weekends are those days your significant other makes you stay home.
- It’s dark when you drive to and from work.
- Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else.
- The word “opportunity” makes you shiver in fear.
- Free food left over from meetings is your main staple.
- Being sick is defined as can’t walk or you’re in the hospital.
- You’re already late on the assignment you just got.
- Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube and are read by your co-workers only.
- You boss’ favorite lines are, “when you get a few minutes” or,”when you’re fed up”.
- You read this entire list and understood it.