21 Signs You Work For a Global Company

  1. You sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
  2. You worked for the same company for four years and sat at more than ten different desks.
  3. You’ve been in the same job for four years and have had ten different managers.
  4. You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor.
  5. You order your business cards in “half orders” instead of whole boxes.
  6. When someone asks about what you do for a living, you can’t explain it in one sentence.
  7. You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.
  8. You use acronyms in your sentences.
  9. Art involves a white board.
  10. Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes.
  11. You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.
  12. Weekends are those days your significant other makes you stay home.
  13. It’s dark when you drive to and from work.
  14. Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else.
  15. The word “opportunity” makes you shiver in fear.
  16. Free food left over from meetings is your main staple.
  17. Being sick is defined as can’t walk or you’re in the hospital.
  18. You’re already late on the assignment you just got.
  19. Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube and are read by your co-workers only.
  20. You boss’ favorite lines are, “when you get a few minutes” or,”when you’re fed up”.
  21. You read this entire list and understood it.