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- A miss is as good as a Mr.
- Better to be safe than punch a 5th grader.
- When the blind lead the blind … get out of the way.
- Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and you have to blow your nose.
- Strike while the bug is close.
- It’s always darkest before daylight savings time.
- Never underestimate the power of termites.
- Don’t bite the hand that … looks dirty.
- No news is impossible.
- None are so blind as Helen Keller.
- You can’t teach an old dog.
- Love all, trust … me.
- An idle mind is the best way to relax.
- Where there is smoke, there’s … pollution.
- Happy is the bride who gets all the presents.
- If you lie down with dogs, you will stink in the morning.
- A penny saved is not much.
- Two is company, three’s The Musketeers.
- Children should be seen and not spanked or grounded.
- If at first you don’t succeed get new batteries.